Snail Blog!

1/29/2025

I'll be real with you, Snail Trailz reader: I am an adult and I like to paty, so I just got home from the bar and I am a little bit drunk and sleepy. My apologies for the short post, I just wanted to report that the discoloration on Andre's shell caused by calcium defeciency is going away! Yay!

I love my pet snails dearly, even when I'm taking time to be a rambunctious 20 something. Coming home and checking on my boys to see that Andre is doing better really made my night!!

1/27/2025

I have been a snail dad, or snad, as I like to say, for nearly a week now. It has been a real treat and delight to care for Andre The Giant and Foot Foot so far, and I quickly find that snails are becoming a special interest of mine, hence me creating this website.

I plan to use this section of the website to document the day-to-day adventures of my snails and I. For example, today I introduced Foot Foot to professional wrestling! (We were watching WWE, though I am more of a GCW guy myself.)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this site and experiencing my love for my snails alongside me. Foot Foot, Andre, and myself wish you a lovely night.